THIS IS ACTUALLY SO IMPORTANT AND SO TRUE
Justin Lynch beating Michael Phelps record at just 16
A Brazilian man recently submitted a birth certificate that if verified would mean he is 126-years-old.
According to the document, Jose Aguinelo dos Santos, was born on July 7, 1888 to African slave parents.
Once verified he will be the oldest man on the planet.
two robots who are girlfriends and one is super high tech and the other is kind of a cheap poorly made model and shes really self conscious compared to her shiny new state of the art girlfriend but the high tech girlfriend is like shhshhshh no baby ur adorable glitches and faulty parts and all
So basically lesbian wall.e?
I LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK YOU’RE HIRED
looks like guyman and thomas are into robbing bars now
things i like:
things i do not like:
- reading for a grade
- learning for a grade
so basically school ruins my motivation for things
"I’m the most sensitive person on the planet like, I could watch the news and cry. And so you got this amazing actor on top of you, pounding on your chest hysterical, crying, he’s got tears dripping onto my face and it was too much. And then I’m like “Okay, this is acting. He’s just— don’t cry. Just hold it together." and then I started to think “Oh my god. If I were dead, someone would probably be like really upset, probably. This is what it would be like. This is weird." and not being able to get a full breathe of air I had a panic attack." - Krysten Ritter at Jane’s death scene and Aaron’s performance
*gets insulted* Nah I don’t care, my mom has said worse to me
the question that keeps me up at night
I HAVE NEVER SEEN THE MILITARY POSITIONS OF SNK THIS WELL INTERPRETED EVER
British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”
American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”
why do people freak out when they see a part of my bra or my stomach like what did you think was under my shirt?? a tank??? the great wall of china???? popular korean artist park jae sang also known as psy????????
fun fact about Mako: she spends most of her time sitting in the window, making pigeons noises at the pigeons